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[erogappa]

"...Hello! Nobody is available to take your call. Please leave a message after the beep. We will return your call." /robot voice

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[reformedsinner]

[A large packed box of food -- enough for probably three meals, with a few different entrees and side dishes that bear a startling resemblance to the most recent leftovers in Menrva's kitchen, prettily packed -- will be handed off to not-Banri on the porch the morning of April 7th. There's a sheet of paper taped to the top, folded in thirds and addressed with businesslike politeness to Sha Gojyo-sama.]

While it's possible that healthy eating doesn't matter for gods, please find a few small things enclosed regardless. Take-out food is bad for your digestion if it's all you've been eating, and has been known to cause constipation.

I'm relieved to hear you have a trustworthy shinki now.

Furthermore I'd meant to mention certain familiar faces, but it appears that you're on good terms with them already. I hope all is well in regards to that.

Since it appears you're more comfortable with your new powers than previously, please consider this a repeat dinner invitation. There is always plenty to talk about here in the Heavens, and I am learning that letter writing is not one of my talents. When we spoke at the cherry blossom viewing, I said we could start again. I'd still like to do that.

If you'd prefer I visit you, that's fine too, of course.

Cho Hakkai

text, April 8, 1 pm

[arealhardnose]

I understand if this isn't my business. I don't need to know anything personal.

However.

I'm concerned that your... interest in Hakkai may be enough to possibly touch on his time before death. Like I said, I don't need to know anything personal, but just... be careful. Please.

2:48pm

[erogappa]

nobody else can see this right? only me and you.

elsa's responses will be within minutes of gojyo's unless stated otherwise

[arealhardnose]

That's right.

[Congrats, Gojyo, you're making her nervous.]

ditto!

[erogappa]

good. tell me how you think hakkai died. because i saw sanzos and it was wrong. it didnt happen that way.

[arealhardnose]

[Is this really relevant to the question...? But gosh this is interesting. As far as Elsa knows, people only die once.]

He was killed by Goku-- or rather, by what Goku becomes when his headband is taken off.

What do you mean Sanzo's death is wrong? Did you see him die before he came here?

[erogappa]

i saw me there when he died. when he did the nora thing for me. i think id remember if i was there dont you?

hakkai died after they fought. i took them out of town into the hills and banaged them up and then they must have died that night so if that isnt what you saw them sleeping around a fire in a forest then its wrong

April 14th - Private

[deniles]

I need to get my mind off stuff. Are you free for sex?

[erogappa]

who si this?

[deniles]

The man with an eyepatch who gave you a blowjob.

[erogappa]

dont say things lie thatwhere people can see!

[deniles]

Relax. No one else can see this. I have the privacy settings on. It's just you and me.

[erogappa]

i mean somebody could see my phone how do you erase

[erogappa]

what wrong

april 13; text

[killsthebuddha]

[ In response to this because it's better done in private. ]

Not dealing with your idiocy.

You get something wrong, people die. This feels like a trap.

[erogappa]

no kidding

now stop trying to chase her off

[killsthebuddha]

Not as stupid as usual. What are you doing?

[erogappa]

going to see if i can meet with her in person and get her story. its possible its not a trap.

[killsthebuddha]

And if you hear what you want to?

[erogappa]

then ill tell anyone who wants to remember how to do it

17 May

[existentialcrisis]

Hi♪ are you busy?

like three hours later

[erogappa]

[ Ring ring. ]

Who th'hell is this an' why th'hell can't I answer you?!

[existentialcrisis]

Oh, hi! [ He's just not going to answer that. Have you tried turning your phone off and on? What about your brain? ]

It's me. Listen, can you come over for a little bit? I'm making some progress, but I need your help.

[erogappa]

I...

[ Pause. Pause. Swearing. More pause. ]

...what?! Why can't... what the fuck is wrong with me?!

[existentialcrisis]

[ His voice is calm, patient. ]

It's okay. I'm sure it's nothing that can't be fixed. Do you remember where the temple with all the dead trees is?